Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs 1 less to cast for each Clown you control.)


Trample

Pie-roclasm 3RR

Sorcery — Adventure

Pie-roclasm deals p damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate p isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)

Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample

This creature deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)